February 2011
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I used to drink 2-3 slushies a day. I slowly weaned myself off of them. I just bought one… any second now RELAPSE.
January 2011
What a sperg.
If the cops ask, we're paranormal investigators.
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Watching I Spit On Your Grave with Jules. Mixies then probably an l-ride later. SUNDAY NIGHT FUN.
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TIPS 4 SEXTING:
Scenario: You’re sexting and the dialogue is getting risqué. You’re incredibly amped because you want to bone this person but then the “winky-face” comes into play. Hold the mother fucking phone… Did you just send me a wink? Is that supposed to be sexy? It’s not. Not only is it cheesy and makes me think of the old man at the convience store who stared at my...
Drunken flashback: I dougie'd so much at the bar...
Snow my gosh!
