March 2012
Know what feels especially nice?
Being in love.
That and the crunch of chips inside of a tunafish sandwich.
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Planning a trip to the Loki Clan Wolf Refuge in late spring.
Note to self: You are lactose intolerant. Why do you insist upon drinking five glasses of milk? You die now.
Fantasy novels > real life
Paycheck. Y u no in yet?
In preparation for the next few soul crushing months that will be spent saving I’m going to treat myself to a sewing machine and tons of fabric.
I’m going to be making disgusting amounts of dresses, shorts and anything else that can be created.
Probably purchasing a hamster as well and making a terrarium.
HERMIT LYFE IS DA BEST YO.
Sorry I haven’t been around. I’ve been busy growing boobs.
Brb, starting an esoteric cult. To put it simply it’s a scam. Give me your life savings and soul and you shall be saved.
akabaloo asked: Does he also have an official POG Federation game pad with skeet stains on it?
Weekend Pros and Cons:
• Yesterday was my only day off this week. Not sure what that should be categorized under. Let’s just go with con.
• Bobby got me some sick new running shoes and we climbed rocks and played in the woods. Pro.
• Fell asleep reading Clash of Kings. Pro.
• Untangling myself from the blanket cave and my sleeping lover to get up for work this morning. Con.
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I’m quite positive the definition of loneliness is creating a house full of Asian girls on the Sims and then having sex with them.
I haven’t been this bored since I believed in Jesus.
Being too happy will have people thinking you’ve joined a cult.
Curling up under my bedroom window in the sun with a good book. I may fall asleep on the floor.
Almost biting off your lower lip while checking out Asian girls……….
It’s the little things that remind you that you’re alive.
unichron666 asked: :3 Just creeped your instagram do hard omg~
Silent Hill: Downpour.
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blameaspartame asked: how 2 get ur dick sucked in van NOW
Restless nights are horrible, horrible times.
Too hot, kick blankets off.
Too cold, pull blankets on.
Too hot, kick blankets off feet.
Scared of monsters, cover feet.
Turn pillow to cold side, comfortable.
Have to pee, go pee.
Come back to bed, it’s cold.
Put blankets on, too hot.
Toss to the left.
Toss to the right.
Lay on stomach, back, side, face.
No comfort.
No sleep.
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