HALP. I want to go pick out a hamster today but there’s some junk I have to consider.
1. I have a fat cat.
2. Do their cages smell disgusting if you obsessively clean them?
3. Would my hamster die if I brought it places in my pocket? Because I’ve always just wanted to carry a tiny cute pet my pocket. Tamagotchis never really cut it.
4. Could my hamster wear doll clothes?